Look Ma! No backs!
And these are new cabinets?
Wide open spaces, cat cabinets
Site built or stick built builders cabinets

Builders Cabinets = Cheapest

Low bidder that worked for the previous guy

Most builders are obsessed with cutting corners on as much as possible and that includes kitchen cabinets.  The absolutely cheapest set of cabinets are site built or stick built, called that because a stick is nailed to a wall and another stick is nailed to that board till you have cabinets.  They are the cheapest for three reasons, not much material, cheap unskilled labor, and substandard materials.

You will notice in the cabinets above that a cat could run in one end and out the other because there aren’t any bulkheads or dividers between the individual openings.  Talk about saving some materials but there is also no support for the countertop.  The drywall is the cabinet back, as it is built in place one isn’t “needed”, till the drywall gets beat up with use.   A competent Oklahoma cabinet maker isn’t going to put out kitchen cabinets built this cheap.

Builders cabinets

  • the minimum amount of cheap materials
  • Drawer slides hung on blocking or plastic brackets
  • Always face frame construction nailed in place stick by stick along with the shelves and trim
  • little support, merely a facade to hold doors and drawers, wood base resting on the floor
  • Particle board and pine, plenty of staples
  • Produced by laborers or rent a bums instead of skilled cabinet makers in a properly equipped shop

Always site finished by the house painter instead of a competent finisher, nearly impossible to modify or retrofit as they break down, but the builder saves some cash.  

A homeowner given the chance to spend $200.00 on something better than particle board will jump at the chance, a builder looks at the ten houses he will build that year and see $2000.00 in his pocket.  Drawers are always plywood or 3/4″ pine, drawer slides falling out in a few years because they stapled the plastic brackets to the wall instead of using screws, and the doors and drawer fronts were bought from the cheapest door shop around.

The guy that made the cabinets used to work for the previous “cabinetmaker” but after a few jobs he “knew” enough to strike out on his own by undercutting this boss’s price and he knew that price because the builder told him the price.  Well sorta, the builder told the new guy what he would pay which was half what the previous “cabinetmaker” was charging.  The new guy isn’t a businessman, has no idea what to charge or what it is going to cost him to build the set. And he certainly isn’t a cabinet maker.

 

Imperial Cruiser?
Not gonna wanna clean that brick
Better have some long arms
Hey, lets back the sink up to the stove so we can splash water on the cook.

Then There are the “Designs”

Builder’s wife is now a kitchen designer

These pictures are from million dollar homes and not a lot of thought was put into the design or layout other than it be kept under budget.   Having a sink backed up to a sink means splash the cook and make them walk around to dump the dirty pots and pans, and the shape of that island….looks like an Imperial Cruiser coming out of Hyper Drive, done in a dark finish of course, built using particle board and inexpensive popular wood.

Meth inspired kitchen design?

  • Love those pot and pan drawers on the other side of the kitchen from the stove
  • One big door is cheaper than two small doors, and they will last the one year builder warranty, right?  Not like there is any stress on the hinges, right?
  • Kitchen triangle?  More like G shaped
  • Honey, I’d cook but I have no storage in the kitchen
  • I was doing a meth hit and this idea just came to me, lets put the cook top in a brick surround.  They  can power wash it once a year if the grease gets to stinking too much
  • I want an island that I can’t reach to clean much less use the middle of it.

Builders are experts at making something look attractive but beneath the surface & upon closer inspection you realize that its poorly constructed or poorly laid out.  This is an example of a poorly laid out kitchen.  This is a kitchen not designed by someone who cooks a lot.  Notice how close the sink is to the back edge of the island.  Water will be splashing & running all over the place not to mention right where someone who will be working at the range will be standing.  Things like this are apparent to an experienced cabinet maker that has spent his life building kitchens but not as apparent to the homeowner that might not have ever had to design a kitchen.  And the big box store salesman, well they sell what they make the best profit from and can get easily.

Circa 1979, 23rd & Lincoln Cathouse
We don’t need no stinking landing space
bulldog
If the bulldog says it is ugly then it is really ugly

Where to Start?

In a million dollar home no less

Consider that this is home valued at million dollars or close to it.  The drawers built not with solid wood, but with plywood which has no place in a drawer side  for a million dollar home!  Notice all the wasted space because of the face frames.  They used what looks like 3″ of wood on the top rail.  The slim cabinets on both sides of the microwave could be spice pullouts but a builder would not go to that expense.  And lets make sure that angled drawer hits the fridge if you try to remove the drawer for cleaning.

Million Dollar Home, Cabinets by Ramone Sanchez and Pedro Martinez

  • The quality of 1/2″ plywood drawers and this isn’t even a double wide trailer, amazing…
  • Is the color of the island really something to be proud of?
  • The homeowner felt something hit him in the back as he left, little did he know it was his change
  • Note to self:  Google how to clean grease off of porous brick or stone

Notice the lack of counter space on both sides of the cook top.  This kitchen, by the size of the appliances, was meant for someone who likes to cook a lot. I hate it when builders place a cooking area in a brick or stone surround.  It would be like cooking in a cave.  Again, designed by someone who does not cook, this would be troublesome to a real cook who needs utensils, & landing space near the cooking area.  You have to walk across the kitchen to get your ingredients.  This is awful.  An Oklahoma cabinet maker would shudder at this.

And that color,  Army Surplus Store having a sale on olive drab green paint?  Was this the last job that Hernandez and  Paco painted before they were deported back to Mexico?  Or were they out of thinner to stretch the pain a bit further and took a whizz in the paint bucket?

Builder cabinet upper, no back, no dividers, end panels not replaceable or repairable, shelves nailed in place to prevent sagging.  Drawer slides hung on your choice of plastic brackets or a pine U shaped rig stapled to the wall. Particle board, plywood drawers, cheap hinges, cheap wood.

      

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